Everybody has bad date stories. Some bad date stories are worse than others. And some date stories are completely bananas. Not literally bananas. Why would anyone want to date a banana? That’s outrageous. Dating fruit is outrageous. Outrage is highly- and sometimes violently- discouraged. Any reports of outrage will immediately be reported and you must report for a swift and catastrophic punishment due to the reported reports. I don’t remember how I got here.

Guest starring friend and female Katie Olson!!